Dismanteling the Oil Empires…

My fellow Americans,

You caved. That's right. I saw you there. You with your big gas guzzling SUV's and minivans. I thought we had a deal?!?! We were going to take Big Oil down to it's knees.

Oh...me? How'd I know? How'd I see these folks? Oh....um....my Camry was on empty. I had to go to the local Scholarship Night. I did. Seriously. But you? What's your excuse?

Sincerely,

Jake

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