Cracker Jack Prizes: They Stink
Up in Michigan there were a few boxes of Cracker Jack in the pantry. Like most things up there (and I presume the case is much the same at most people's lake houses), I have NO idea how old it is. Could be a few months. Could be a few years.
It's just popcorn, carmel and nuts, right? How bad could it be. I cracked it open and it was - much to my displeasure - pretty stale. Before I threw it away, I dumped the rest of it out to see what the prize was.
I don't remember what Cracker Jack prizes were when I was a kid, but I have to think they were better than this.
A friggin' Minnesota Twins sticker? Seriously? What kid is going to be into that? Not even a Twins fan.
Cracker Jack: Who you crappin?
It's just popcorn, carmel and nuts, right? How bad could it be. I cracked it open and it was - much to my displeasure - pretty stale. Before I threw it away, I dumped the rest of it out to see what the prize was.
I don't remember what Cracker Jack prizes were when I was a kid, but I have to think they were better than this.
A friggin' Minnesota Twins sticker? Seriously? What kid is going to be into that? Not even a Twins fan.
Cracker Jack: Who you crappin?
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