This little piggie went to the market,
This little piggie stayed home.
This little piggie had roast beef,
This little piggie had none.
And....this little piggie went wah-wah-wah-wah-wah all the way home.
Turns out...I was saying it wrong. As pointed out to me by Nat, in Geico's hilarious new commercial, the company points out that the piggie says "weeeee", not "wah". Still not sure I'm going to change my version.