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I don't know why I found this pretty shocking:  Martha Stewart keeps her dahlia tubers in the ground all year long.  Through the cold, harsh winter.  How?  She tarps them.   That is genius.  I shouldn't be surprised that Martha innovates in the garden.   I can't embed her Instagram post, but you can see it all here .  I've pasted a screenshot below showing how she tarps her dahlia beds and surrounds the perimeter with bales of hay.   In her post, she talks about how she has found a way to eliminate the worst part of growing dahlias:  yanking them out of the ground and storing them for the Winter. She points out that their enemy isn't just cold, but wetness.  And, getting soggy will rot the tubers.   After cutting down the stalks, she applies a fresh layer of compost.  Then, yanks a tarp over the top and weighs it down.  Remember what Martha said:  If you want to be happy for a year, get marrie...

There I was...watching Martha Stewart talk about gardening on a segment previewing her new show on CBS Sunday Morning when she came FOR ME.  Like...came FOR ME. Ummm.. Hi there.

I was expecting something different from Martha.

Nothing says Christmas like 6 shatter-proof (read plastic) golden owl ornaments from my gal Martha Stewart, right?  I'm a bit ashamed that I actually like these a bit.  If they weren't plastic, they likely would have ended up in my cart at Home Depot last week.

For Easter, I decided to take on a craft project from Martha Stewart that seemed kind of manly.  I chose to make these Faux Chocolate Easter Bunnies .  I ended up making four of them: three as gifts and one to keep for ourselves.  I believe Ms. Martha herself makes different chocolate bunnies each year, so perhaps this will become a tradition.  I suppose I'm only limited by the number of molds I can find. Martha Stewart's Faux-Chocolate Bunnies Tools Required: Easter bunny chocolate molds Binder clips Clothespins Scissors Bucket Bamboo skewer or other long, slender stick File, sandpaper, and/or Dremel tool with a sanding attachment Durham's water putty Drill with paint mixer attachment, or paint mixing stick White primer paint Brown paint (Martha used liquid acrylic -- a mix of burnt sienna, burnt umber, and white) Clear satin topcoat Paint in a variety of colors for details Ribbon and flowers for embellishing This year, I bought a mold at KHL Mol...