Here I am sitting in the line on drop the King of the Ball Tossers off at pre-school one morning recently when I see in front of me this Dad dropping off his toddlers LIKE A BOSS in his Tesla Model X with Falcon Wings. Talk about winning the whole drop-off line, amirite? No fancy grocery wagon from Volvo or Infinity can shake a stick at this guy. Sorry to my kids...I have good news/bad news. The good news: for the older girls....you're taking the bus. The bad news? When we drive you, you're rolling out of the Swagger Wagon .