Hide your kids, hide your wife. There's big news afoot! Attention Chicago and Suburban folks: Shamrock Shakes are NOW available at area McDonald's. The Babe had her first one EVER yesterday and loved every drop of it.
Stop what you are doing and get out to McDonald's RIGHT NOW.
What's that? Giving our daughter a milkshake while she mindlessly watches tv? Sweet parenting!
P.S. Hide your husband, too!