Goodwill Won't Even Take That Massive TV Of Yours
Picture isn't great, but you get the point. That massive, heavy tv you have in your guest bedroom or basement....Goodwill won't even take them any more.
To the curb you go!
Which...reminds me of one of my MOST favorite Simpsons moments (maybe only second to the time when Homer was in the Witness Protection Program).
Hey...I can call my Ma from up here!