Shipping Out

Patrick Daley, Mayor Daley's boy, is set to ship out for the Army after the first of the year.

My claim to fame is that he stole a lady away from me. Seriously. Down in Champaign there was a girl named Elizabeth who I dug pretty hard. She played hoops for the Illini. She was tall. real tall. And...a woman. Not a girl.

Sneedless to say, I was no match for the 'Daley Prowess'....or the fact that looked like this.

God Speed, Patrick.


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