Shopkins Are The Devil
Have you heard of these little things called Shopkins? You haven't?
Well, let me tell you: they're the devil. My daughter is obsessed with them. Seriously. O-B-S-E-S-S-E-D. They cause the biggest smiles AND the biggest tears in my house. Yet, I can't divorce myself from them totally. I keep enabling her with them. For shame, Jake. For shame.