That's Not Chicken!
On a walk to the train station for my return trip to NRT aboard the Narita Express (a close cousin to the "Tragic Express" - the return trip of the Magic Express from your Disney resort hotel to MCO), I came across this McDonald's advertisement showing off three sandwiches. The bottom one has a face-like quality with the bacon 'tongue' sticking out and kind of smiling along the curvature of the burger. But, the middle one. See that cutaway in the middle. That's not chicken.